Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?