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What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

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Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

How does a lion greet other animals?

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Did you know that felines don't bite?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

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Why was the fabric always laughing?