My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why do golfers hate cake?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?