What do you call a dancing sheep?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What do jokesters study in college?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?