Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

How does a polar bear build a house?

How do horses navigate at night?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Which relative loves rice?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What is the most faithful insect?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What day is your mom always right?