Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What's black and white and red all over?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?