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Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What game do cows play at parties?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why do cows go to New York?

What does the sun drink out of?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What's a dog's favorite book?