Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What sport do horses love to play?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?