What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?