Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why do bees buzz?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
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