Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
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Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
I'm not a bad putter.
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What fairy loves to count?
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What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do pigs do over the summer?
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