Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What fairy loves to count?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What is sand's favorite movie?
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