Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?