How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

How are teens like cats?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What's the politest month?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why did the professor write on the window?