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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why is a computer so smart?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?