Why do cows make great bakers?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What is the tallest building in the world?

Why was the dog overweight?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

How does a taco bless the table?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?