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What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

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What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What kind of ant is good at math?

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