What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What is a king's favorite weather?
It's Crowded!
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
How do bees get to school?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What is the color of the wind?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
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