What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

When do astronauts eat?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?