What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?