What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Granny Smith!
Do dads always snore?
Which family member is always relieved?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
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