What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Granny Smith!
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
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