Where did the chemist have his lunch?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Which celebrity loves to read?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why are winter days great?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What do sheep say when they're in love?