How do you know a lawyer is lying?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What do jokesters study in college?

What does winter fat turn into?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.