What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

The museum curator needed a break.

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why was the math book sad?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Which is the worst season?