What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?