What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
A purr-rito.
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What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
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