What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
A purr-rito.
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What game do bats excel at?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What games do ants play with elephants?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
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