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A purr-rito.
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What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
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What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
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Do dads always snore?
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What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
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