What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?