Why are trees always so positive?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?