Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why was the cow afraid?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?