What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?