Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Where do hamsters come from?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Where do kittens go to school?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

How much does freedom weigh?