What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Why is money so stubborn?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?