What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why are goats so funny?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What is a tire's stance on economics?