Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

How do bees get to school?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?