What do nosey peppers do?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What animal has the most fun?

What tea do footballers drink?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Which insect is the smartest?