Why are grandkids so great?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?