How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What's the friendliest national park?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?