What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What school subject really rocks?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do you call hiking college students?