What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What do fish do at parades?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

How much does freedom weigh?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?