What kind of bird can write?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?