What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
The French horn.
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
When do cows get tired?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
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