Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why do math teachers love March?

Which plant has the best roar?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?