What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

When do astronauts eat?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

How do you talk to a giant?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?