Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Where do ants go to eat?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?