Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Eye-celand!
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
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