What do you call a dancing sheep?
A baa-llerina!
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What shape is bad at driving?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
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