Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What building always gets stains on it?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?