What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
How can you make 7 even?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
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