Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What part of a football field is never the same?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?