What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why do kids love theater classes?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What vegetables do librarians like?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
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