Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What do fairies always drink?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?