What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do trees keep as a pet?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
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