What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
What's the coldest vegetable?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How do you grill cheese?
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