What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
Where do books sleep?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What game do cows play at parties?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
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