What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
How was the wedding?
Which state has the best streets?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Which relative loves rice?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
How did the tree get lost?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
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