What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why are winter days great?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
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