How does a witch play loud music?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What birds make average students?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?