What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?