Guitarists are so stressed out.

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

When do mice play every day?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?