Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
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