Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
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