What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?