How does the sun listen to music?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why are fish such good architects?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?