What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?