What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?