What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why are turtles so shy?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?