What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?