How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why was the mime upset?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What might you call waking up in the morning?