What day never takes itself seriously?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

How does a taco bless the table?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?