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How do you prevent a summer cold?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?