Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What fish sings the best?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
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