Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Where are average things manufactured?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
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