Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
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