Why is money so stubborn?

What's a henway?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

I'm not a bad putter.

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?