What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why did the frog starve?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Why do cows go to New York?