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What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

How do horses navigate at night?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

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What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?