Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
How did the toad die?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
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