Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Where do ants go to eat?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
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