Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why are the mountains so tired?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What game do bats excel at?
Which plant has the best roar?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
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