Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What does the sun drink out of?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

How does a witch play loud music?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?