What do you call an Irish spider?

What bird is always sad?

What goes zzub, zzub?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What is another name for a cow?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.