What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What siblings are always sad?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?