Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Which family member has tusks?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What does an evil hen lay?