Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What's the holiest insect?

What's a forklift?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?