Which family member is always relieved?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why can you never find the number nine?

How do you arrest a pig?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

How do you make a bear really angry?