Why can you never find the number nine?
Because seven eight nine.
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
How can you make 7 even?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
When do astronauts eat?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Where does breakfast live?
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