Why can you never find the number nine?
Because seven eight nine.
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What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Where do kittens go to school?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
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How does the moon cut her hair?
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Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why do bees buzz?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
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