Why can you never find the number nine?
Because seven eight nine.
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Which subject has two parts?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What did the confused bee say?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
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