What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?