What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?