What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why do fish live in salt water?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Can February March?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Which relative loves rice?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?