Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What did one angel say to the other angel?