What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What's black and white and red all over?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What snacks always have the best tan?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What is the tallest building in the world?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why didn't the melons get married?