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Bats have rabies.
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What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
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