Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Bats have rabies.
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do cows say when you milk them?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
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