What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why was the dog overweight?

Where do polar bears vote?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why is winter considered holy?