Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

How do frogs get to work?

What do you call an old snowman?