What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?