What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Where do horses reside?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?