What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Which insect makes the best father?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

How do you get straight A's?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?