What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
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What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
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What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
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