What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
What do fish use for glasses?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What style of music weighs the most?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
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