What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
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