Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why did the foal cough?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What did the mother rope say to her child?