Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

How do you make antifreeze?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?