What day never takes itself seriously?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why is summer always sad?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?