What's the politest month?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What are baby potatoes called?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why was the mime upset?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?