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What do bees say in the summer?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Which dogs love to study science?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?