What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Spring-time.
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What is a mom's favorite game?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
How did the tree get lost?
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