Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
He didn't have jed-eyes.
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What's the beach's favorite movie?
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Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
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