Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
He didn't have jed-eyes.
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
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