Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
He didn't have jed-eyes.
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What does a dog say before eating?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What sound does a witch's car make?
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