Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

How does a barber get to work?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why is golf harder than baseball?