What do you give an angry rhino?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?