Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why was the cow afraid?