What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why do mice need oiling?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What animal floats best?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What do you find at the end of everything?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?