Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

What do you give a sick lemon?