What do you give a sick pig?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Why are goats so funny?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What do cows always add to their salad?