What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What food is a man's best friend?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why was the cow afraid?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?