What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Turns over a new leaf.
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
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