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Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?