What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What insect runs away from everything?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

How do hurricanes see?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What is the best day to go to the beach?