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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

How much money does a skunk have?

What do you call a vacation at home?