What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Turns over a new leaf.
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
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