What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Turns over a new leaf.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
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