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What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

How do scientists grow fruit?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?