Why did the professor write on the window?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What animals make the best students?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What's a forklift?