What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
The thesaurus.
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Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
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