Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

How did the mermaid call her friends?