What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Straw-berries.
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
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