Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What is a tree's least favorite month?