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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?