How does one gelatin greet another?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why are trees always so positive?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?