Why was the dairy grumpy?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What says: oom oom oom?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What siblings are always sad?

I broke my finger!

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?