Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What do you call a smelly horse?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why was the computer cold at work?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

How is life like toilet paper?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?