What day never takes itself seriously?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What's the slowest 5k?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?