What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Can February March?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call octopus twins?
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