What tree has the most bark?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why was the pirate late for work?