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Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?