What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What type of car do planets buy?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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