What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
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